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Woman Causes Emergency Landing By Singing Whitney Houston On Endless Loop During Flight

Fri, 17 May 2013 10:00:54 -0400

Woman Causes Emergency Landing By Singing Whitney Houston On Endless Loop During Flight

#FreeJahar: Boston Bombings Suspect Dzhokhar Tsarnaev's Teenage Fans Insist He's 'Too Beautiful To Be A Terrorist'

Thu, 16 May 2013 16:00:26 -0400

#FreeJahar: Boston Bombings Suspect Dzhokhar Tsarnaev's Teenage Fans Insist He's 'Too Beautiful To Be A Terrorist'

Turkey's Thriving Business in Hair, Beard, and Mustache Implants

Tue, 14 May 2013 16:13:05 -0400

Turkey's Thriving Business in Hair, Beard, and Mustache Implants

Ducklings saved after crossing turns deadly

Thu, 09 May 2013 12:36:47 -0400

Ducklings saved after crossing turns deadly

Nasa Mars Rover Accidentally Draws Penis On Red Planet

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 22:41:47 -0400

Nasa Mars Rover Accidentally Draws Penis On Red Planet

How Often Should Married Couples Have Sex?

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 18:32:28 -0400

How Often Should Married Couples Have Sex?

Vietnamese cops seize 53 king cobras from car

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 17:47:55 -0400

Vietnamese cops seize 53 king cobras from car

Bush: ‘Some people are surprised I can even read’

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 17:00:58 -0400

Bush: ‘Some people are surprised I can even read’

Applicants wanted for a one-way ticket to Mars

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 14:47:52 -0400

Applicants wanted for a one-way ticket to Mars

Last Two Speakers of Dying Language Refuse to Talk to Each Other

Wed, 17 Apr 2013 16:45:26 -0400

Last Two Speakers of Dying Language Refuse to Talk to Each Other

DirecTV Adds DogTV Channel to Appeal to Canine Audience

Thu, 11 Apr 2013 15:00:57 -0400

DirecTV Adds DogTV Channel to Appeal to Canine Audience

Doctors say looking at busty women for 10 minutes a day is good for your health

Thu, 11 Apr 2013 10:04:00 -0400

Doctors say looking at busty women for 10 minutes a day is good for your health

Somalia Gets a Tourist, Mogadishu Officials Are Baffled

Wed, 10 Apr 2013 16:05:00 -0400

Somalia Gets a Tourist, Mogadishu Officials Are Baffled

Man gets shock of his life when he buys two toy poodles for $150 only to be told by a vet that they are actually GIANT RODENTS pumped up with steroids to look like dogs

Tue, 09 Apr 2013 10:03:02 -0400

Man gets shock of his life when he buys two toy poodles for $150 only to be told by a vet that they are actually GIANT RODENTS pumped up with steroids to look like dogs

Do We Really Hate Anne Hathaway?

Sun, 07 Apr 2013 19:56:36 -0400

Do We Really Hate Anne Hathaway?

Justin Bieber’s Pet Monkey Quarantined in Germany

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 09:55:00 -0400

Justin Bieber’s Pet Monkey Quarantined in Germany

Washington Dance Tax Protested With Music

Tue, 02 Apr 2013 18:49:22 -0400

Washington Dance Tax Protested With Music

Shuffleboard? Oh, Maybe Let’s Get High Instead

Mon, 25 Mar 2013 09:46:55 -0400

Shuffleboard? Oh, Maybe Let’s Get High Instead

Lululemon Says Sheer Yoga Pants Undetected Until Bend-Over Test

Thu, 21 Mar 2013 14:17:30 -0400

Lululemon Says Sheer Yoga Pants Undetected Until Bend-Over Test

Stricken Justin Bieber suffers another blow -- his hamster is dead

Thu, 14 Mar 2013 16:17:00 -0400

Stricken Justin Bieber suffers another blow -- his hamster is dead