Onion-like Headlines in Real Life

Florida Man Swallowed by Sinkhole Under Bedroom

1. let-them-eat-cockk reblogged this from onionlike and added:

   Florida Man. Still not a good superhero.

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   “I can’t come in to work today.” “Why not?” “My house ate me”

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   “SEFFNER, Fla. (AP) — A huge sinkhole about 30 feet across opened up under a man’s bedroom and swallowed him, taking all...

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26. eajoss reblogged this from onionlike and added:

    I’m a little terrified of this now

27. theshadowzero reblogged this from onionlike and added:

    i guess florida man got what was coming to him

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    This headline made me crack up at work today

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    it’s only a matter of time before florida man rises again

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40. jojo981 said: Just cause a man got eatin in a sinkhole dont mean that every part of fla will soon be filled with sinkholes
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    Holy shit I’m never moving to Florida.

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    florida man has fallen, but he will rise up again

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