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'Human Barbie' Gives 7-Year-Old Daughter Liposuction Voucher

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3. boileddominantegg reblogged this from onionlike and added:

   She’s literally telling her daughter “You’re ugly as hell honey, fix yourself as soon as you can!”

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6. whatwhatwhatamidoing reblogged this from butnotinlove and added:

   I CAN’T EVEN WITH THIS. WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER????? UGH seriously CPS needs to get involved or something this is...

7. meggll reblogged this from onionlike and added:

   Holy fuckballs.

8. chickinanugget reblogged this from onionlike and added:

   UHHH WHAT

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11. butnotinlove reblogged this from new-delete and added:

    This is disgusting. The worst part, I think, is the fact that the mother sees the vouchers as “investing in her...

12. new-delete reblogged this from onionlike and added:

    I threw up a little bit reading this…

13. whizkeytango said: wah da fuhhh?
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