Onion-like Headlines in Real Life

North Korean historical institute 'declares it has discovered unicorn lair belonging to founder of ancient kingdom'

Torrington Police Search For Jesus

North Korea's top leader named The Onion's Sexiest Man Alive for 2012

Taliban accidentally CCs everybody on its mailing list

Twinkie Junkies Raid Stores as Hostess Brands Plans to Shut Down

Man Sues Wife for Being Ugly ... And Wins

Brazilian woman auctions virginity for 780,000 dollars

Elk banished from 100 Mile Ranch B.C. after falling in love with cow

Flamin’ Hot Cheetos Leading To Odd Emergency Room Visits